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  <title>Short Attention Span Theater</title>
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  <dc:date>2007-04-12T17:13:58Z</dc:date>

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  <title>Imus - No Mas</title>
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  <description>So, it looks like Imus finally got fired.   I guess that was pretty inevitable.   I have more
problems with his firing than I do with his original statements, and I had a lot of problems with
that.I never listened to Imus, never plan to, and disagreeweofije...</description>
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  <dc:date>2007-04-12T17:13:58Z</dc:date>
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  <title>UNC-G-town Post Mortem</title>
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  <description>Well, after being harassed by all four of my loyal readers, I'm finally raising the curtain at the Theater after a rather long intermission.  I hope you all got to stretch your legs and enjoyed your popcorn.

The beginning of Act 2 might as well start with an explanation as to why I wasn't surprised the Heels lost on Sunday, and why they would have won had David Noel been on the team instead of Reyshawn Terry.</description>
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  <dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2007-03-28T09:16:08Z</dc:date>
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  <title>Prepare to be Mooned</title>
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  <description>Not only is today the longest day of the year, tonight will also host the lowest-hanging full
moon in 18 years.   No, not this one.   This one:With the moon sitting so low in the night sky, it is
a great time to experience one of nature's best illusi...</description>
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  <dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2005-06-21T15:04:20Z</dc:date>
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  <title>Sit Ubu Sit.  Good Dog</title>
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  <description>For some strange reason, every year USA or some other channel televises the Westminster Dog Show. For some stranger reason, I found myself watching said show this week. Or at least I think it was a dog show. But as far as I could surmise the only quality on which these animals were being judged was their similarity in appearance to a mop.</description>
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  <dc:date>2005-02-17T08:15:09Z</dc:date>
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