July 26, 2003

Disneyworld can't touch the UFO

I am now a card carrying member of the happiest place on earth. Screw the mouse-kingdom (not the first time I have been on Disney's hit list). There is a bar in Houston, as well as a number of other cities, called The Flying Saucer. With over 80 beers on draft and 200 available, it takes a wicked backhand karate chop to cryogenic Walt's sorry butt as the title holder of happiest place on Earth. Other places yell at me for my alcoholism but the Flying Saucer has a computer to track my conquests. As I work my way through the list, I now have achievable goals (unlike the others I used to have - successful relationships, public bladder control, etc.) such as drink 150 different kinds of beer.

Posted by eric at 21:57 | Comments (2)

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Disneyworld can't touch the UFO
I agree with what you say - makes sense to me.Looking for some propecia?
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propecia at November 10,2004 00:59

Disneyworld can't touch the UFO
An interesting read! I'll consider what you said over my christmas holidays. I want Logitech Mx 510 Optical Mouse 8 Button for Christmas!
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Logitech Mx 510 Optical Mouse 8 Button at December 12,2004 23:28

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