March 19, 2003
Test Run 101
Since this is the first entry, it probably should be a doozy but I just can't handle that kind of pressure. It's like George Costanza said on being a virgin's first one "You are what she is going to base all future experiences on". My current life consists of teaching 8th grade history and science. A far cry from what I planned on doing but it does give me the opportunity to warp the minds of America's future so that is always a good thing.I am living in what could only be described as the crotch of the United States since Jersey is already the armpit. I once described South Texas as being in an entirely too close of a hug by a large sweaty fat man with a weak bladder who had an unfortunate diet consisting of Honey Smacks and Garlic. Since then that person usually avoids all conversations with me.
As far as what you can expect out of my portion of Dan's Demon Offspring Webpages or as I call them DWB (Dan's Web Bitches), if you knew me at all in Chapel Hill, things haven't changed except I don't have Dan or Matt to act as my Social and Moral compass any more. I will make the postings when I can and I will see what I can do about getting some embarrassing photos up here.
Posted by eric at 14:40 | Comments (1)
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I can sell you some embarrassing photos of you if you don't already have some. heh, heh
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Dwight Barnes
at April 29,2003 20:53
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